That-that’s…uh…t-thank you very much.

That’s really…really sweet of you. Though I don’t-I don’t get what I have to do with spiders?

But uhm, yeah…thank you.

That’s-…I…thank you.

That’s-that’s very sweet of you.

Oh, of course! 

But…what’s up? Are you okay? Do you want to talk? :(

Well…I’m-I’m not Spider-Man so I’ve never had web shooter, but that sounds awesome.

He should definitely try that. Spider-Man, I mean. But uh, well I’m friends with him so I think it’s fine to share a similar story. If you are interested?

I-we…we once filled the web shooters with ketchup and mustard and tried using them on hot dogs. But…well those shooters shoot with a lot of pressure so that the webs fly far and fast. So the stuff shot out of there and it was a mess.

Cleaning them was even more difficult and my-his webs smelled like ketchup and mustard for weeks afterwards. It was pretty funny.

hellishbuckybarnes:

“Wh- Jesus? No? Do I really look like Jesus-?”

Originally posted by grumpymemetrash

Yes. Yes you do.

Huh, very cryptic. Why would you feel sorry for me?

Also, you wrote sorry as porry! Instead of an i there should have been an L  :)